Zany

Yes o... Its been yet another day in the beautiful city of Port Harcourt, in the beautiful life of a beautiful girl. Oops, sorry...but hey, I am a beautiful girl jó. My life had been pretty boring until not too long ago. So give me a break and allow me to blow my trumpet. Anyways, back to today, I came across something which triggered a thought that left me in stitches. I saw a goat sniffing the butt of another goat. It wasnt as if that goat was superfine or something. Tchw! And there was also this incident of my dog, Boogie sniffing the butt of his mate(my dog is a he not an it). So I got thinking about what life would be like if the rules were changed. For us, it is boy meets girl, boy takes girl out or something,then they date. Right? Ok now, what if this changed to boy meets girl, boy sniffs girl and they date? Jeez, then men would truly rule the world...but thank God for God and his thoughtfulness and foresight during creation; if not women for hear am pass as dem dey hear am now because different men would just be sniffing you anyhow. Speaking of boy meeting girl, I met this guy sometime ago that was just knacking big big grammar for me. Trust me now as a correct PH babe, i sized d guy up sharply and adjudged him to be worthy of a little attention. After a little question and answer section, we agreed on a date. I met him at the eatery as agreed and i was really looking forward to free ice cream. Boy, was I in for a shocker! The boy was just rapping grammar anyhow while i had a stupid smile plastered on my face, with my eyes roving over other people's orders. I don wait tire for the boy to order, yet no show. Before i know, my man just stand up tell me say im wan go. He said that I should forgive him for not buying anything and that he forgot his ATM card! Shoo...i was struck dumb by unseen forces. I couldnt utter a word, I was too stunned...i was really 'guyed' by a 'guyman' that day. My friends laugh me die. Anyways, all that glitters isnt gold...I know that more than anybody now. Catch ya.